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(4,622 posts)
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 04:13 AM Jun 2025

DAMMIT! Don't you libruls have anything better to do than call these redneck establishments?

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DAMMIT! Don't you libruls have anything better to do than call these redneck establishments? (Original Post) 634-5789 Jun 2025 OP
Trump burgers are made with 100% pur bullshit. Dr. T Jun 2025 #1
Bullshit Burger and Smart-ass Fries. Emile Jun 2025 #18
Is this real? JustAnotherGen Jun 2025 #2
Apparently so. When Ms. dumb and Mr. fuck have children they live in TX and eat Trump Burgers. Botany Jun 2025 #4
JHFC JustAnotherGen Jun 2025 #6
I believe the...person(?)...who started these establishments mwmisses4289 Jun 2025 #32
But it's not a cult. Ray Bruns Jun 2025 #13
Corollary MarcoZandrini Jun 2025 #15
I just snitched JustAnotherGen Jun 2025 #21
Go and get your Trump Communion Waffers. Just another form of totemism. Eat the body of Trump and gain his powers. TheBlackAdder Jun 2025 #25
This has to be a put on. Botany Jun 2025 #3
Even MAGAts would not buy a used car from Taco Gum Logger Jun 2025 #5
I would post a reply but I just got a text from a Nigerian Prince who is gonna let me in on his gold coins .. Botany Jun 2025 #7
I used google earth for 233 S Front St, Bellville, TX KS Toronado Jun 2025 #12
They're real. There are four of them. jmowreader Jun 2025 #22
Oh, we have Trump Town, USA in phylny Jun 2025 #8
Regrettably I drive by it often. mwooldri Jun 2025 #11
Be Best Berders czarjak Jun 2025 #9
It's real TexLaProgressive Jun 2025 #10
The Lebanese immigrant named Roland Beainy KS Toronado Jun 2025 #14
Drove past the Houston location... CapnSteve Jun 2025 #16
Also they will fail - Beck's Prime is right up the street... CapnSteve Jun 2025 #17
Becks Prime is Blah. Better to have Homemade burgers backyard on charcoal grill IrishBubbaLiberal Jun 2025 #19
I respect your opinion... CapnSteve Jun 2025 #20
Cannot agree Wifes husband Jun 2025 #31
Nope. Best burger in texas goes to The Burger Barn in Manvel. mwmisses4289 Jun 2025 #33
Let Freedom Fries! Torchlight Jun 2025 #23
I love Whataburger LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2025 #30
If it were a true Trump Burger it would be made with Wal*Mart patties. TheBlackAdder Jun 2025 #24
They had a Facebook page, but "content isn't available right now". One comment is visible: jls4561 Jun 2025 #26
I like it. republianmushroom Jun 2025 #27
Ripe for a Don Imus-type sketch. Sneederbunk Jun 2025 #28
Please don't call these numbers to ask if they have chicken tacos LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2025 #29

Dr. T

(508 posts)
1. Trump burgers are made with 100% pur bullshit.
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 05:16 AM
Jun 2025

There are plenty of bulls in Texas, lots of cheap ingredients. Anyone who would patronize such establishments will swear the burgers taste great. Because they're stupid.

Botany

(76,371 posts)
4. Apparently so. When Ms. dumb and Mr. fuck have children they live in TX and eat Trump Burgers.
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 05:36 AM
Jun 2025


Trump Burger has several locations in Texas:
Bellville: 233 S Front St, Bellville, TX
Flatonia: 110 W N Main Street, Flatonia, TX
Kemah: 409 Bradford Ave, Kemah, TX

Houston: 3410 Chimney Rock Rd, Houston, Texas
The newest location, in Houston, opened on May 9th. The chain is also considering expanding to Galveston County and San Antonio.

Each location is heavily themed around Donald Trump, featuring memorabilia, American flags, and menu items like the "Trump Tower" burger and "First Lady chicken sandwich." The buns are also stamped with "TRUMP".

JustAnotherGen

(37,537 posts)
6. JHFC
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 05:41 AM
Jun 2025

Last edited Tue Jun 3, 2025, 10:15 AM - Edit history (1)

I wonder if Trump knows? Maybe he can sue them for using his brand.

mwmisses4289

(3,207 posts)
32. I believe the...person(?)...who started these establishments
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 02:03 PM
Jun 2025

received the necessary licensing agreements from the trump org. At least. that's the story that was told when the first place opened up.

TheBlackAdder

(29,981 posts)
25. Go and get your Trump Communion Waffers. Just another form of totemism. Eat the body of Trump and gain his powers.
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 11:59 AM
Jun 2025

Botany

(76,371 posts)
3. This has to be a put on.
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 05:28 AM
Jun 2025

If these restaurants are real they will be out of business PDQ. Wanna buy a Trump
Burger Franchise License? Good Luck with that. That man and those that
support him are going to go down in flames if Krasnov and Musk don’t burn America
to the ground first because they work for Putin.

Hey you wanna go and get a bag of Trump Burgers?

Botany

(76,371 posts)
7. I would post a reply but I just got a text from a Nigerian Prince who is gonna let me in on his gold coins ..
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 05:47 AM
Jun 2025

… that are being held if I just send him $1,500 via my credit card. He also needs the card information
and my bank’s name, along with my account #s, and routing numbers.

I wonder if Donny and family are getting a piece of this action?

There is dumb and then there is Texas stupid.

KS Toronado

(23,054 posts)
12. I used google earth for 233 S Front St, Bellville, TX
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 06:49 AM
Jun 2025

address was a little off, scrolling to the left a few buildings gives us the one in the above picture.
Appears to be real, tsf needs to know about this so he can demand 50% of their profits. LOL

mwooldri

(10,786 posts)
11. Regrettably I drive by it often.
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 06:30 AM
Jun 2025

During election time, the Harris/Walz signs that were out along US220 often got defaced with phallic symbols. Even now there's plenty of Trump flags and signs out along that road.

czarjak

(13,437 posts)
9. Be Best Berders
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 06:01 AM
Jun 2025

Period! Not an alternative fact either. The Deplorable Basket comes with Freedom Fries & a shake? Closed on Sunday so their team can be in the pews giving praise to their Lard & Saviour.

TexLaProgressive

(12,670 posts)
10. It's real
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 06:06 AM
Jun 2025

* The Trump-themed restaurant chain's decor includes many American flags and posters of the president.
* One of the locations features a Trump impersonator that greets customers.
* The menu includes the Trump Tower burger and a chicken sandwich in honor of the first lady.


A Donald Trump impersonator, dozens of American flags and a burger with the word “Trump” stamped into the bun are all things a customer might see on a visit to any of the four Trump Burger locations in Texas.

The restaurant chain, themed after President Donald Trump, was founded by a Lebanese immigrant named Roland Beainy, reported Fox Business. All of the current locations of Trump Burger are in Texas.

The newest location, in Houston, opened on May 9, according to Newsweek. The other locations are in Bellville, Kemah and Flatonia.


Is the food the bestest? Evidently not:

Ong described the restaurant’s burger as “consistent in its blandness.” He also criticized the Philly cheesesteak for “stingy portions,” and said that it “seemed as if someone stir-fried a few pieces of beef and onions and threw it into some bread.”


https://www.deseret.com/lifestyle/2025/06/02/trump-fan-launch-trump-burger/

KS Toronado

(23,054 posts)
14. The Lebanese immigrant named Roland Beainy
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 06:56 AM
Jun 2025

will probably get arrested & deported for not giving up his profits to tsf.

CapnSteve

(389 posts)
16. Drove past the Houston location...
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 07:00 AM
Jun 2025

…I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw it.

Good location for protests, maybe their own No Kings event? Also, my evil twin thinks the Lebanese owner needs to be deported ASAP.

CapnSteve

(389 posts)
17. Also they will fail - Beck's Prime is right up the street...
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 07:03 AM
Jun 2025

Best burger in Texas and that is saying a lot!

 

IrishBubbaLiberal

(2,561 posts)
19. Becks Prime is Blah. Better to have Homemade burgers backyard on charcoal grill
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 07:22 AM
Jun 2025

I went a couple times to a Beck’s Prime.

Overpriced BLAH burger.
Nothing special about it

Went when they first opened up years ago,,,, and didn’t think it
was any good,,,,,,BUT gave it another try about a year later…

Same result…..BLAH overpriced burger,
I even thought in comparison that the inexpensive In-n-Out burgers
ARE far better burgers for the price

Of course a HOMEMADE burger on the charcoal grill in my backyard
Is THE BEST…..

WITH MY HOMEMADE BURGER…
FRESH ….OFF THE GRILL…..😎
LOTS OF GOOD CHEDDAR OR SWISS CHEESE
FRESH CRISP LETTUCE
LOTS OF AVOCADO SLICES
HOT TOASTED BUNS, TOASTED ON GRILL
MUSTARD OR KETCHUP

AND COOL WATERMELON SLICES 😎

CapnSteve

(389 posts)
20. I respect your opinion...
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 07:43 AM
Jun 2025

…because I am a liberal and a decent person.

I also agree that homemade is better.

When’s dinner?

mwmisses4289

(3,207 posts)
33. Nope. Best burger in texas goes to The Burger Barn in Manvel.
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 02:20 PM
Jun 2025

Best fries and onion rings, too (and I generally don't like most fries).
Runner up is a place called Seahorse Grill in Surfside.

jls4561

(2,829 posts)
26. They had a Facebook page, but "content isn't available right now". One comment is visible:
Tue Jun 3, 2025, 12:20 PM
Jun 2025

I’ll have 8647 chicken tacos and a Diet Coke.

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