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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDAMMIT! Don't you libruls have anything better to do than call these redneck establishments?

Dr. T
(508 posts)There are plenty of bulls in Texas, lots of cheap ingredients. Anyone who would patronize such establishments will swear the burgers taste great. Because they're stupid.
Emile
(40,568 posts)JustAnotherGen
(37,537 posts)Botany
(76,371 posts)Trump Burger has several locations in Texas:
Bellville: 233 S Front St, Bellville, TX
Flatonia: 110 W N Main Street, Flatonia, TX
Kemah: 409 Bradford Ave, Kemah, TX
Houston: 3410 Chimney Rock Rd, Houston, Texas
The newest location, in Houston, opened on May 9th. The chain is also considering expanding to Galveston County and San Antonio.
Each location is heavily themed around Donald Trump, featuring memorabilia, American flags, and menu items like the "Trump Tower" burger and "First Lady chicken sandwich." The buns are also stamped with "TRUMP".
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I wonder if Trump knows? Maybe he can sue them for using his brand.
mwmisses4289
(3,207 posts)received the necessary licensing agreements from the trump org. At least. that's the story that was told when the first place opened up.
Ray Bruns
(5,956 posts)MarcoZandrini
(152 posts)You do t know youre in a Qult when youre in a Qult.
JustAnotherGen
(37,537 posts)To Trump at the White House.
TheBlackAdder
(29,981 posts)Botany
(76,371 posts)If these restaurants are real they will be out of business PDQ. Wanna buy a Trump
Burger Franchise License? Good Luck with that.
That man and those that
support him are going to go down in flames if Krasnov and Musk dont burn America
to the ground first because they work for Putin.
Hey you wanna go and get a bag of Trump Burgers?
Gum Logger
(327 posts)Botany
(76,371 posts)
that are being held if I just send him $1,500 via my credit card. He also needs the card information
and my banks name, along with my account #s, and routing numbers.
I wonder if Donny and family are getting a piece of this action?
There is dumb and then there is Texas stupid.
KS Toronado
(23,054 posts)address was a little off, scrolling to the left a few buildings gives us the one in the above picture.
Appears to be real, tsf needs to know about this so he can demand 50% of their profits. LOL
jmowreader
(52,896 posts)It seems you go to Trump Burger to worship Trump, not to eat as the food is nothing special.
phylny
(8,792 posts)mwooldri
(10,786 posts)During election time, the Harris/Walz signs that were out along US220 often got defaced with phallic symbols. Even now there's plenty of Trump flags and signs out along that road.
czarjak
(13,437 posts)Period! Not an alternative fact either. The Deplorable Basket comes with Freedom Fries & a shake? Closed on Sunday so their team can be in the pews giving praise to their Lard & Saviour.
TexLaProgressive
(12,670 posts)* One of the locations features a Trump impersonator that greets customers.
* The menu includes the Trump Tower burger and a chicken sandwich in honor of the first lady.
A Donald Trump impersonator, dozens of American flags and a burger with the word Trump stamped into the bun are all things a customer might see on a visit to any of the four Trump Burger locations in Texas.
The restaurant chain, themed after President Donald Trump, was founded by a Lebanese immigrant named Roland Beainy, reported Fox Business. All of the current locations of Trump Burger are in Texas.
The newest location, in Houston, opened on May 9, according to Newsweek. The other locations are in Bellville, Kemah and Flatonia.
Is the food the bestest? Evidently not:
https://www.deseret.com/lifestyle/2025/06/02/trump-fan-launch-trump-burger/
KS Toronado
(23,054 posts)will probably get arrested & deported for not giving up his profits to tsf.
CapnSteve
(389 posts)
I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw it.
Good location for protests, maybe their own No Kings event? Also, my evil twin thinks the Lebanese owner needs to be deported ASAP.
CapnSteve
(389 posts)Best burger in Texas and that is saying a lot!
IrishBubbaLiberal
(2,561 posts)I went a couple times to a Becks Prime.
Overpriced BLAH burger.
Nothing special about it
Went when they first opened up years ago,,,, and didnt think it
was any good,,,,,,BUT gave it another try about a year later
Same result
..BLAH overpriced burger,
I even thought in comparison that the inexpensive In-n-Out burgers
ARE far better burgers for the price
Of course a HOMEMADE burger on the charcoal grill in my backyard
Is THE BEST
..
WITH MY HOMEMADE BURGER
FRESH
.OFF THE GRILL
..😎
LOTS OF GOOD CHEDDAR OR SWISS CHEESE
FRESH CRISP LETTUCE
LOTS OF AVOCADO SLICES
HOT TOASTED BUNS, TOASTED ON GRILL
MUSTARD OR KETCHUP
AND COOL WATERMELON SLICES 😎
CapnSteve
(389 posts)
because I am a liberal and a decent person.
I also agree that homemade is better.
Whens dinner?
Wifes husband
(692 posts)Hard to beat a Whopper. Cheeseburger.
mwmisses4289
(3,207 posts)Best fries and onion rings, too (and I generally don't like most fries).
Runner up is a place called Seahorse Grill in Surfside.
Torchlight
(6,303 posts)I'll do Whataburger instead, but hey, it's all good.
LetMyPeopleVote
(174,820 posts)TheBlackAdder
(29,981 posts)jls4561
(2,829 posts)Ill have 8647 chicken tacos and a Diet Coke.