The Maximum Takeoff Weight of a Boeing 747-8 is 987,000 pounds.

The Operating Empty Weight of the passenger variant of this jet is 485,300 pounds. The cargo version is lighter, but that's not the one involved in the Qatari Bribe.

The distance between OEW and MTOW is 501,700 pounds.

If we can wedge 250 tons of marble into Donald's latest homage to Grandpa Friedrich, we won't have to worry about whether Trump has this plane because it'll be too heavy to fly. Marble weighs 160 pounds per cubic foot, so 3125 cubic feet of marble will be enough to solve the problem. For reference, that's a marble floor covering the entire lower deck that's 9.5 inches thick.

Just after introducing a mid-term bill changing the name from Congress to Courtiers.

original owner, Majorie Merriweather Post's late husband, Joseph Edward Davies and his family crest was displayed there. Trump appropriated it.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40097665

Two stripes would only make him a corporal.

though that claim has been disputed.

Just like he’s doing to the nation.

In order to have a real family crest, someone in the family would have to have done something positive. Dodging the draft in Germany, opening and running a whorehouse in the US, cheating people in real estate, Being such a terrible parent as to drive a son into alcohol abuse and an early death, dodging the draft in the US with a falsified document, becoming a Russian asset, winning the Presidency with Russian help on social media - and that's just three generations - I'd love to see the crest that that list of "accomplishments" would lead to.

or is just gold leaf to flatter his ego should come out of HIS pocket.

If he really wants it then put a delivery date of January 20, 2059 on it and he can accept it as a private citizen.

How about just denying the gift. Would make things easier and LEGAL.

I eat pretty reasonably and I'm not sure how I'm staying upright.

It's a shame Raw Story didn't use the explicit "he thinks it's a penis substitute" quote from Forbes:

Let's see, what would a trump family crest include? A bounced contractor's check? A Big Mac? A field of Orange? Vlad's ding-dong? The Motto would be "Cofefe!"

All sinister, of course.

But TFG has made it his own by changing the word "Integrity" (in Latin) at the top of the crest to the word "Trump."

That's how Stormy described it!!!

I'm not that big a fun guy!

Trump is trolling as usual, and, as usual, the moths go straight to the flame.

Ignore the goofball...he will do nothing of the kind.

...while the Saudi nonsense rules the news, the media's spending less time on:

1). The deportations
2). What Republicans are attempting in terms of Medicaid & SNAP cuts
3). The cost of Trump's tax cuts for millionaires

...and that's just the top items.

sometime when I have a really bad case of the runs.

Has a crest?!