Don’t think he’d approve of his fearless leader eating such poison.

Let him stuff his fat, painted face until the fat in his veins takes over.
I'd even buy as many as he could eat provided he'd eat them every day until he drops dead.

He's not a president. He's the circus fat lady personified. He's every character on tv and movies that was a glutton stuffing their face. He's everyone's vision of a fat, feculent slob from Royalty Movies stuffing his face in front of a table of plenty while the impoverished watch.
He's not a piece of shit, though. He's the whole septic tank!