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Orrex

(66,586 posts)
Tue May 13, 2025, 06:03 AM May 2025

Is he dead yet?

Body found in the Library of Congress amid the stacks?

Fell to his death after opening a window mid-flight aboard his $400M bribe plane?

Lethal case of screwworm infestation?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 2025 OP
Stroked out after a furious debate about... MiHale May 2025 #1
Heat stroke? nt TexasTowelie May 2025 #2
No but I hope an Emir's falcon gets him malaise May 2025 #3
Strangely, he is incrementally decomposing C_U_L8R May 2025 #4
After the new Air Force One lost power in two engines, surfered May 2025 #5
He shook hands... MarcoZandrini May 2025 #6
Choked on a McDonalds chicken nugget dreamland May 2025 #7
NO?!!! hlthe2b May 2025 #8
Bwaaaaaah malaise May 2025 #9
Poor baby. calimary May 2025 #13
"He who screams most loudly, gets the immediate attention..." hlthe2b May 2025 #14
Saudis gave him the full Khashoggi treatment IronLionZion May 2025 #10
Believing he can walk on water he attemps it in the springs of Yellowstone. twodogsbarking May 2025 #11
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 2025 #12
Sadly, not yet... SheltieLover May 2025 #15
Defective AF1 Wicked Blue May 2025 #16
Another day lord, don't seem that your doing your part. republianmushroom May 2025 #17
I only bdamomma May 2025 #18
This guy is thinking the same way... True Dough May 2025 #19

MiHale

(12,534 posts)
1. Stroked out after a furious debate about...
Tue May 13, 2025, 06:10 AM
May 2025

Who has the biggest asshole…him or his Trojan horse. Horse crapped out a few Hamas as insurance.

C_U_L8R

(48,785 posts)
4. Strangely, he is incrementally decomposing
Tue May 13, 2025, 06:47 AM
May 2025

Yet his mouth is still moving. And the staff have noticed his usual gaggifying stench has ripened quite a bit.

surfered

(11,045 posts)
5. After the new Air Force One lost power in two engines,
Tue May 13, 2025, 07:17 AM
May 2025

The crew had to throw all heavy, non-essential items overboard to maintain altitude. Sadly, this included the President.

MarcoZandrini

(142 posts)
6. He shook hands...
Tue May 13, 2025, 07:29 AM
May 2025

….with RFK JR a week after HR swam (with grandkids) in the bacteria-infected Rock Creek Park stream.

Worx for me.

hlthe2b

(112,605 posts)
14. "He who screams most loudly, gets the immediate attention..."
Tue May 13, 2025, 09:10 AM
May 2025

--and I'm sure that little sweetie did.

twodogsbarking

(17,460 posts)
11. Believing he can walk on water he attemps it in the springs of Yellowstone.
Tue May 13, 2025, 08:31 AM
May 2025

Old Faithful farts out a rancid orange gas.

niyad

(129,316 posts)
12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue May 13, 2025, 08:43 AM
May 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(76,080 posts)
15. Sadly, not yet...
Tue May 13, 2025, 09:46 AM
May 2025

Hope springs etrrnal...

So many great possibilities & it only takes one.

republianmushroom

(22,122 posts)
17. Another day lord, don't seem that your doing your part.
Tue May 13, 2025, 03:02 PM
May 2025

Last edited Tue May 13, 2025, 03:36 PM - Edit history (1)

Anyway, anyhow is fine.

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