HE IS A BAD CHILD

Clowny McDollhands. Pass it on!

Behind the railing……

Someone pulled some strings and moved him away.

Now I know.

And why is he in the front row? (Unless no one was comfortable having him behind them, at least this way they could keep an eye on him.)

so he didn't jump up and down or wave his arms around or otherwise be a raging narcissist who wanted all the attention on himself, who cares who the corpse was? He's dead.

I'll give him a pass on this bullshit, it was the best we've seen from him in the solemn occasion department.

Fiddling with his phone during a funeral is amazingly dignified behavior for him.

One more reason to DANCE when he shuffles off. It's OK... he has Immunity. Besides, even the maggots (actual fly larvae) will have to hold their noses when it's his turn.

I hope those who do show up for his service dress in brightly colored clothes, text on their cell phones and fall asleep during his eulogy.

He is the most pathetic excuse for a human being...

drinking and peeing along the funeral parade route.

Nah, I wouldn't actually do that. I'd wait until afterward and pour piss and shit on his gravestone while laughing and cackling and singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead". Then I'd wash my hands start start in on the champagne!

we will buy an expensive bottle of champagne and drink it all right down. Just hope he goes before we do.

Possibly say?

If there’s anything left at that point.

He has never liked the Pope or anyone who has empathy
and atually follows Jesus.

He wants to "appear" worthy to win the peace prize.

I would say it clearly isn't working, but he might be able
to strongarm people and buy it. I'm not sure.

For all of us to take a shit and dump tRump.

... and I know for a fact that Chump can't speak or understand Italian, French, Spanish or Latin. I also know he's not Catholic, so he has very little interest in the ceremony. Also he has the attention span of a 5 year-old-child.

I guess we're lucky he hasn't done something even more embarrassing today.

have taken a few Emily Post classes.

...and so he has no motivation to change.

He's so uncouth, there's literally nothing about him that is not subnormal, weird and assholish. That is all he is, inside and out- shallow and rottenly smelly!!

uncouth vulgarian…right?

That is my assessment of him.

TY!

although some could also say he's manspreading on a seat.

... the whole world is his toilet.

My dog has better impulse control than he does.

Sometimes, a sermon will bring another scripture to mind which I look up on the iPhone.

I'm sure that's what Trump was doing.

BTW: The suit is totally inappropriate. Does no one watch him to verify that he's dressed appropriately?

he is one sick POS and SHAME on everyone who voted for him, YOU DISGRACED AMERICA

disgraceful, despicable, rude etc

Probably include a photo of me pissing on my homemade "Trump memorial" in the backyard...


(do they sell used toilets on Ebay? maybe just the base, with a bad photo of Trump screwed onto where the tank usually goes)