You can’t believe a sentient adult much less a president could actually say this but here we are:

Your trade adviser, Peter Navarro, says 90 deals in 90 days is possible. We’re now 13 days into the point from when you lifted the reciprocal, the discounted reciprocal tariffs. There’s zero deals so far. Why is that?

No, there’s many deals.

When are they going to be announced?

You have to understand, I’m dealing with all the companies, very friendly countries. We’re meeting with China. We’re doing fine with everybody. But ultimately, I’ve made all the deals.

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I’m just curious, why don’t you announce these deals that you’ve solidified?

I would say, over the next three to four weeks, and we’re finished, by the way.

You’re finished?

We’ll be finished.

Oh, you will be finished in three to four weeks.

I’ll be finished. Now, some countries may come back and ask for an adjustment, and I’ll consider that, but I’ll basically be, with great knowledge, setting—ready? We’re a department store, a giant department store, the biggest department store in history.
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Will you call President Xi if he doesn’t call you?

No.

You won’t?

Nope.

Has he called you yet?

Yep.

When did he call you?

He’s called. And I don’t think that’s a sign of weakness on his behalf.

But you would think it’s a sign of weakness if you called him?

I don’t–I just look—

Well, what did he say?

If people want to–well, we all want to make deals. But I am this giant store. It’s a giant, beautiful store, and everybody wants to go shopping there. And on behalf of the American people, I own the store, and I set prices, and I’ll say, if you want to shop here, this is what you have to pay.

That is incoherent gobbldygook, and he is so far out of his depth now that he makes Pete Hegseth look like Dwight D. Eisenhower.

That comes from his 100 day interview with TIME and it’s kind of terrifying. The people who complained about Biden should be hysterical about this guy. (I guess it’s the bronzer and hair dye?)

How about this?

Inflation remains pretty much the same. And the IMF is saying it’s going to go up.

No, Eric, you can’t say what they think, because so far what I thought is right. I’ve been right about—

401ks are down. The Atlanta Fed says our economy is contracting -2.2% during quarter one.

Well, they may have said that, but so far, they’ve been, I mean, I’ve been right. If you look at all of the years that I’ve been doing this, I’ve been right on things. You’re gonna—you’re gonna have the wealthiest country we’ve ever had, and you’re gonna have an explosion upward in the not-too-distant future. You know, I’ve been here now for three months, and I inherited eggs, I inherited groceries, I inherited energy. It was all going through the roof. And we had the highest inflation we’ve ever had as a country, or very close to it. And I believe it was the highest ever. Somebody said it’s the highest in only 48 years. That’s a lot, too, but I believe we had the highest inflation we’ve ever had. I’ve been here now for three months. And three months, we are taking in billions and billions of dollars from other countries that we never took in before. And that’s just the start.

Well let’s talk about the tariffs. You want companies to build and make goods here in America.

Not in all cases. There are some products I really don’t want to make here.

Like t-shirts?

I can’t–I can give you a list because I actually have a list, but if you want, I could give it to you.

I have only recently realized that a big part of Trump’s Vengeance Agenda is to prove that he has always been right about everything so he’s determined to press his “policy” ideas or at least pretend that they’ve been successful. He’s sending the whole world to perdition because he has to be right. But no one has ever been so wrong.

Read the whole thing when you get the chance. Have a strong drink handy.