"The Battle of Visalia" - How Brave Californians repelled the US Military Invasion and Saved our Faucets

https://archive.ph/vjT5C

The above linked article from the LA Times presents the central problem with Americas worthless "press", and the overall response to Donnie Dipshits insanity. You can read it if you like, but the gist is; "Donnie Fuckface is full of shit"! Unfortunately, the LA Times doesn't take the opportunity to use that "simple", easy to understand description of Donnie Fuckface.

Instead, that article from the times, and the statement from the California Department of Water Resources uses way too many words to say; "HE'S A LYING SACK OF SHIT"!

Instead of just saying; "He's a lying sack of shit", the Times takes two sentences to say it's a lie, and then 14 paragraphs to explain how his statement could somehow contain some "factual" nuggets.

Call it the "press" example of "alternative facts".

Here is how Maxrandb would respond; "The US military attempted to enter California to turn on our faucets, but they were repelled by residents of California in what some are calling The Battle of Visalia." "There are no reports of casualties as of yet, but many military members succumbed to good wine and the best Mexican Food north of the Rio Grande!"

Maybe the strategy is to respond to his bullshit with bigger bullshit. Maybe respond to his bullshit stream of farts from his face anus, like the US General did to the Germans demanding his surrender during the Battle of the Bulge, with just a one word, susinct message; "NUTS"!!!!!

Think about it. If you gave the LA Times my response, would they have the gall to print a story with the headline; "Trump social media claim of using troops to force water flow is refuted by California", or would they just say; "FUCK it, we can't run a story about Donnie Dipshits fucking bullshit with a response like Max's"?

Maybe if the LA Times didn't have to waste time, resources and ink to tell us the "military didn't FUCKING invade California", they would have more resources to cover how AmeriKKKa is being turned into the new Nazi Germany.