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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSolly Mack
(93,514 posts)Bread and Circuses
(395 posts)LoisB
(9,219 posts)NoMoreRepugs
(10,845 posts)Old Crank
(5,151 posts)Transplant in the scrotum and remove one testicle to make room. Blood supply is there already.
Buddyzbuddy
(254 posts)Linda ladeewolf
(573 posts)I read it on the internet and fox snooze!
Buns_of_Fire
(18,040 posts)They will.
Grumpy Old Guy
(3,661 posts)H2O Man
(76,051 posts)I remember a news story from long ago. A young woman was working a late shift at a convenience store. A customer came in, picked out a can of something -- I think it was soup. When the woman reached for it, she saw the customer had placed his penis on the counter. She slammed it with the can, and he was arrested. A cop on scene to investigate was quoted as saying, "Next time, I'll bet he buys a loaf of bread."
Although this doesn't fit the OP very well, I was reminded of it.
sheshe2
(88,942 posts)"Next time, I'll bet he buys a loaf of bread."
I bet it was Cream of Mushroom Soup!
sheshe2
(88,942 posts)you enjoyed that. Great on her part -- fast thinking and action. And good call by the cop.