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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jan 26 OP
Cracking up here malaise Jan 26 #1
Hand lotion driving range mismatch? Hugin Jan 26 #2
I heard last week that each Coke takes 12 minutes off your life. I hope he doc03 Jan 26 #3
I saw that, too birdographer Jan 26 #30
Nope...I check every morning. maptap22 Jan 26 #4
Same 3auld6phart Jan 26 #33
These are part of my daily affirmations superpatriotman Jan 26 #5
I will do my best to continue until one of us breathes our last Orrex Jan 26 #13
Not yet Emile Jan 26 #6
Poisonous snake came up through the toilet? Tanuki Jan 26 #7
The year of the snake just began in China malaise Jan 26 #14
Make snakes great again! Come on, snakes.... Tanuki Jan 26 #15
Beware his chronic constipation... hlthe2b Jan 26 #8
I want him to die (soon) TNNurse Jan 26 #9
From Mr Dylan: SCantiGOP Jan 26 #46
tripped over his tie Marthe48 Jan 26 #10
Clever SLClarke Jan 26 #11
Spontaneous human combustion? Loryn Jan 26 #12
Harder to put out than a Tesla on fire in his case Attilatheblond Jan 26 #26
Keep hope alive! milestogo Jan 26 #16
Sadly, no. But tomorrow is another day. surfered Jan 26 #17
It would be helpful to us all if you asked this every day. Joinfortmill Jan 26 #18
He is dead to me but then I see JD and Johnson on deck and it scares the s**t out of me. dutch777 Jan 26 #19
They may be evil... The Madcap Jan 26 #24
It's like we survive on the hopiest of hopes these days. travelingthrulife Jan 26 #36
It is all we have right now. The Madcap Jan 26 #37
Battery operated shark? Harker Jan 26 #20
Dut dut dut du da da Attilatheblond Jan 26 #28
Sadly, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. One lives in hope. niyad Jan 26 #21
Melania twodogsbarking Jan 26 #22
Poisoned makeup accident? lark Jan 26 #23
Toxic mold The Madcap Jan 26 #25
Head-on collision in a golf cart Seinan Sensei Jan 26 #27
I rewatch the movie "Dave" and wish wish so hard that scenario could happen. FailureToCommunicate Jan 26 #29
That's such a great movie! CrispyQ Jan 26 #55
I really like "American President", and I love "Dave". electric_blue68 Jan 26 #61
Are we sure there are just one of him? kerouac2 Jan 26 #31
If not dweller Jan 26 #32
My mother always said Jilly_in_VA Jan 26 #34
Mark Twain quote: SCantiGOP Jan 26 #47
Thank you for this. Reader Rabbit Jan 26 #35
The Devil is teasing us leaving him here Dem4life1234 Jan 26 #38
The thing is if he dies we would get Vance who is just as bad if not worse. totodeinhere Jan 26 #39
I think he might get some pushback, though Lulu KC Jan 26 #42
Just read the Repukes are having a cabal at Doral, the bed bug ridden whorehouse jls4561 Jan 26 #40
One drone. One hellfire. Problems solved. paleotn Jan 26 #45
No but he's decomposing anyway. Dave Bowman Jan 26 #41
Maybe he will fall out of ConAir in mid flight... Omnipresent Jan 26 #43
He will be. paleotn Jan 26 #44
Be careful what you wish for Polybius Jan 26 #48
Granted. Could be better, could be worse. Only thing for sure is it would be different. paleotn Jan 26 #49
A beautiful bowel obstruction blocking new worshippers from entering dalton99a Jan 26 #50
My fitness tracker watch has a news alert feature - Ocelot II Jan 26 #51
When he goes I hope it is public. A lightening strike would have a nice prophetic touch. 58Sunliner Jan 26 #52
Yes but Orrex Jan 26 #53
I tend to think it would be the opposite. The ws and militias aren't motivated by religion as much as power and abuse. 58Sunliner Jan 26 #54
Good point. I sugggest that we try it and find out. Orrex Jan 26 #57
Last Spring, my wife and I were in Salzburg, Austria Thunderbeast Jan 26 #56
Not yet. Different Drummer Jan 26 #58
This is encouraging 😀 malaise Jan 26 #59
Yeah, but he remembered five words. Five! Orrex Jan 26 #60
LOL malaise Jan 27 #62

doc03

(37,311 posts)
3. I heard last week that each Coke takes 12 minutes off your life. I hope he
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 08:29 AM
Jan 26

drinks lots of Coke and eats lots of hamberders.

birdographer

(2,637 posts)
30. I saw that, too
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 10:07 AM
Jan 26

He has been drinking 12 a day since at least 2016, not sure how long he was drinking it before then. It would help if in his case it were more like 12 days off his life, but even that is far too slow. And here I was worried about sucralose or whatever artificial sweetener is in those diet drinks, the ones that are supposedly so horrible for you. Apparently they actually have no effect.

3auld6phart

(1,382 posts)
33. Same
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 10:30 AM
Jan 26

Here.hoping he is fertizing the grass on his golf courses.. at Mar A Lardo. Oh, well someday soon and take tThat Dead eyes zombie miller with him.

superpatriotman

(6,610 posts)
5. These are part of my daily affirmations
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 08:41 AM
Jan 26

Thank you.

See you tomorrow. Maybe that will be the day??

malaise

(280,442 posts)
14. The year of the snake just began in China
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 09:01 AM
Jan 26

Wednesday is the climax - fingers and toes crossed😀

Tanuki

(15,536 posts)
15. Make snakes great again! Come on, snakes....
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 09:10 AM
Jan 26

you know the assignment!
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🚽🚽🚽🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

SCantiGOP

(14,343 posts)
46. From Mr Dylan:
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 11:12 AM
Jan 26

And I hope that you die,
And your death will come soon.
I’ll follow your casket,
On a pale afternoon.
And I watch while you’re lower’d,
Down to your death bed.
And I’ll stand over your grave till I’m sure that you’re dead.


(the end of Masters of War, which was directed towards those who profited from the war machine)

Marthe48

(19,911 posts)
10. tripped over his tie
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 08:50 AM
Jan 26

and slammed into a widescreen tv, spent several minutes crisping in his own body fat?

The Madcap

(850 posts)
24. They may be evil...
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 09:53 AM
Jan 26

But they don't have a cult of their own. Someone might be willing to stop them if/when they are fully in charge.

lark

(24,478 posts)
23. Poisoned makeup accident?
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 09:50 AM
Jan 26

Toxic hair flameup that engulfs the huge bloat

Husband who lost wife due to tsf's policies about killing pregnant women who are involved in the sin of a miscarriage shoots him directly in the face and tsf lingers on for weeks before dying.


FailureToCommunicate

(14,377 posts)
29. I rewatch the movie "Dave" and wish wish so hard that scenario could happen.
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 09:59 AM
Jan 26

Alas, TSF is so full of bitter bile he probably CAN'T expire from natural causes.

CrispyQ

(38,938 posts)
55. That's such a great movie!
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 12:46 PM
Jan 26

Kevin Kline was so good! I love when he's making a sandwich in the WH kitchen & talking to his SS guard, the Ving Rhames character, & Kline automatically cuts the sandwich in half & gives half to Ving.

I watched The American President yesterday & almost cried at how politics used to be mostly civil. I wondered if the Bob Rumsfeld character was modeled after Gingrich? The movie was released in 1995.

electric_blue68

(19,770 posts)
61. I really like "American President", and I love "Dave".
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 11:27 PM
Jan 26

Who is Bob Rumsfeld? Food for thought

Kevin Kline is fabulous. Loved Ving, and Signorey, too.

kerouac2

(928 posts)
31. Are we sure there are just one of him?
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 10:09 AM
Jan 26

Maybe this is, like, the fifth copy and each one gets worse than the one before....

Jilly_in_VA

(11,473 posts)
34. My mother always said
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 10:35 AM
Jan 26

that it's wrong to pray AGAINST someone, but it's perfectly all right to pray to God (or whatever you believe in) to deal with him as he deserves to be dealt with.

SCantiGOP

(14,343 posts)
47. Mark Twain quote:
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 11:21 AM
Jan 26

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”

Reader Rabbit

(2,671 posts)
35. Thank you for this.
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 10:40 AM
Jan 26

During Putrescence's first term, my dad would get up every morning and ask his wife, "Trump dead yet?" Sadly, the answer was always "no."

My dad has passed on, but your threads remind me of him every day.

Thanks, Orrex.

Dem4life1234

(2,331 posts)
38. The Devil is teasing us leaving him here
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 10:50 AM
Jan 26

How someone so obese, unhealthy, addicted to Adderall which affects the heart, is still kicking at 78 is beyond me. We lost so many gems at half that age.

jls4561

(1,907 posts)
40. Just read the Repukes are having a cabal at Doral, the bed bug ridden whorehouse
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 10:54 AM
Jan 26

That Drumph calls a resort. Some of the J6 traitors pardoned by Fatass may be there also.

I am scanning the skies for a giant meteor ☄️. Take them all out at once. Gubment efficiency.

A large sinkhole would also be welcome.

Come on, Mother Nature!

Omnipresent

(6,614 posts)
43. Maybe he will fall out of ConAir in mid flight...
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 11:02 AM
Jan 26

And nobody on the plane would know why it happened?

paleotn

(19,853 posts)
44. He will be.
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 11:08 AM
Jan 26

Now I'm going to type something very controversial and may get my post hidden, but I don't care.

If only that guy in PA had spent more time on the shooting range. Would have solved a lot of problems. World peace through better marksmanship. The irony isn't lost on me.

Polybius

(19,024 posts)
48. Be careful what you wish for
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 11:57 AM
Jan 26

Sometimes the alternate universe changes are even worse than the reality. This video talks about that scenario. What it causes is frightening.

paleotn

(19,853 posts)
49. Granted. Could be better, could be worse. Only thing for sure is it would be different.
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 12:18 PM
Jan 26

Ocelot II

(122,615 posts)
51. My fitness tracker watch has a news alert feature -
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 12:26 PM
Jan 26

it buzzes when my phone sends it an item of major breaking news. I get so excited when I feel that little buzz, but alas...

Orrex

(64,610 posts)
53. Yes but
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 12:33 PM
Jan 26

I feel very strongly that his fuckhead KKKultists would claim is as proof that God is calling him home, and they'd use it as a rallying cry to ensure that his agenda is carried out to completion.

58Sunliner

(5,167 posts)
54. I tend to think it would be the opposite. The ws and militias aren't motivated by religion as much as power and abuse.
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 12:40 PM
Jan 26

Thunderbeast

(3,588 posts)
56. Last Spring, my wife and I were in Salzburg, Austria
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 12:53 PM
Jan 26

While visiting a plaza surrounded by seven churches, suddenly, the peal of bells rang from them....at a random time (like 11:42).

What could THAT be about we asked ourselves....

We concluded that the only explanation was that TRUMP HAD DIED!

The realization that our assumption was incorrect was the only stain on an otherwise magical trio to Europe!

Orrex

(64,610 posts)
60. Yeah, but he remembered five words. Five!
Sun Jan 26, 2025, 09:37 PM
Jan 26

That's almost as many as Koko the ASL gorilla!

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