DU EXCLUSIVE: AG Nominee Pam Bondi releases complete list of things she cannot recall ever hearing or knowing about

At her Senate confirmation hearing, former Florida Attorney General and President-elect Donald Trump's nominee for U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi testified about several matters of which she claimed she had no knowledge or recollection. Such matters included the infamous telephone call between then-President Trump and Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger where Trump asked Raffensperger to "find" 11,780 votes, as well as FBI Director Nominee Kash Patel compiling a list of people he deemed "Members of the Executive Branch Deep State."

In the interests of full transparency--and in the hopes to get ahead of any negative stories that might otherwise emerge--AG Nominee Bondi has released a full and comprehensive list of other events, people and things to which she currently has no knowledge of ever having taken place or ever having existed.

Here at Democratic Underground, we have obtained a copy of this list, and hereby publish it in its entirety:

The January 6, 2021 attack on the US Capitol
Donald Trump's two impeachments
Donald Trump's four criminal indictments
Donald Trump's 34 felony convictions
Donald Trump's civil judgments for fraud, defamation and sexual assault
The Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor
The 1969 Moon Landing
September 11, 2001
Any September 11th of any year
The location of Jimmy Hoffa's body
Who wrote the Book of Love
Her mother's maiden name
Her father's maiden name
The 2020 Presidential Election
The Gettysburg Address
Algebra
Brown v. Board of Education
The State of Nebraska
The Wizard of Oz
The Law of Gravity
The Democratic Party
Who shot JR Ewing
Area 51
Area 52
Perjury under oath
Eric Trump
Going to college
The fall of the Roman Empire
What level she was parked at in the parking garage
Heliocentrism
The concept of legal ethics
The planet Neptune
That one kegger over at Matt Gaetz's place
The doctrine of Separation of Powers
World War I
Dinosaurs
The 1972 Miami Dolphins' perfect season
John Cena's famed catchphrase, "You can't see me!"
The US Bill of Rights
The position and duties of United States Attorney General