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DetlefK

(16,534 posts) Wed Jan 8, 2025, 12:48 PM Jan 8

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How Scotland can easily stop Trump's invasion of Greenland:

Scotland should put out a statement that if Trump invades Greenland, they will confiscate his scottish golf-course, plow it under, and turn it into a turnip-field.

I mean this half as a joke, but I think that Trump is seriously mentally that weak that he would actually bow down to that.

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How Scotland can easily stop Trump's invasion of Greenland: (Original Post) DetlefK Jan 8 OP

Love it! Ocelot II Jan 8 #1

Ireland could do the same since he has a golf property there. Lonestarblue Jan 8 #2

Just as long as they don't stop exporting their whiskey. rubbersole Jan 8 #3

Or better yet DENVERPOPS Jan 8 #4

Does Greenland have any golf courses? Intractable Jan 8 #5

No, you can't find your ball in the snow. However, they don't go in the ponds, but bounce off the ice. surfered Jan 8 #7

I would suggest housing for the homeless surfered Jan 8 #6

Ocelot II

(122,364 posts)

1. Love it!

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 12:49 PM

Jan 8

Or maybe Greenland could just distract him by giving him some land for a golf course.

Lonestarblue

(12,148 posts)

2. Ireland could do the same since he has a golf property there.

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 01:14 PM

Jan 8

Perhaps we could start a petition to submit to the governments of both countries.

rubbersole

(8,906 posts)

3. Just as long as they don't stop exporting their whiskey.

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 01:21 PM

Jan 8

Then shit will get real...well, at my house anyway.

DENVERPOPS

(10,504 posts)

4. Or better yet

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 02:39 PM

Jan 8

erect windmills

Intractable

(779 posts)

5. Does Greenland have any golf courses?

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 02:56 PM

Jan 8

Trump could be the first!

surfered

(4,500 posts)

7. No, you can't find your ball in the snow. However, they don't go in the ponds, but bounce off the ice.

Reply to Intractable (Reply #5)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 03:15 PM

Jan 8

surfered

(4,500 posts)

6. I would suggest housing for the homeless

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2025, 03:11 PM

Jan 8

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